It’s all well and good to marry a man who is younger than you but not one who looks young enough to be your grandson.

In all fairness to Ivana Trump her husband Rossano Rubicondi is only 24 years younger than she is. She’s not really old enough to be his grandmother. She just looks like she’s old enough to be his grandmother.

At least that appears to be the message model Megan Gale was sending out at the launch of the “David Jones Credit Card” in Sydney Australia today.

Personally I’ve found credit cards to be impossibly hard not to max out and then find yourself almost having to accept a job cleaning feces at a nursing home to avoid being taken to court for failure to pay off the resulting debt.

As for who Megan Gale and David Jones are? David Jones is a Welsh immigrant to Australia who opened a department store which has earned the distinction of being the oldest department store in Australia and the world, at least according the davidjones.com website. The department store is also named David Jones.

Megan Gale is a 33 year old supermodel and actress who has been called Italy’s hottest star since Sophia Lauren. She’s said to be a rich bitch worth at least one or so million.

Vessa Rinehart-Phillips appeared as “Vessa Rinehart” in the documentary “People Like Us – Social Class In America”. She was the lady in the segment with self-help consultant Ginie Polo Sayles. Ginie Polo Sayes is the author of “How to Marry the rich”, something she has the authority to write about having done it herself.

In the People Like Us Segment Genie Polo Sayles is teaching Vessa Rinehart how to improve herself in order to fit in with the upper class. The  impression is given that Vessa is fed up with attracting losers and has enlisted the aide of Ginie Polo Sayles to help her in her quest to land a man of quality and means.
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The poor are the buyers. The rich are the sellers. The poor keep getting poorer because they keep buying and the things they are buying don’t appreciate in value. The rich keep coming up with stuff to dangle in front of the poor. They create commercials to convince the poor that they have to have the new product, see the new movie, buy the latest CD from so-and-so artist. The new product is going to improve their lives. The poor buy into it even in the face of evidence that the product adds no value to their lives.

Consider the fast food industry as a prime example. There’s always a commercial on the television advertising pizza, fried chicken, burgers and fries and other fast food that’s commonly known to be fattening and not particularly healthy to eat. Every month poor people spend hundreds eating out at fast food restaurants or ordering in from fast food restaurants.

Food becomes waste once eaten. You can’t turn the waste back into money, at least not in any way that’s yet known; and even if you don’t eat it there’s still nothing you can do with it once you buy it that’s going to benefit you financially.
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People judge you by your appearance. They judge you by the color of your skin. They judge you by your gender. They judge you by the color of your eyes. They judge you by the color of your hair. They judge you by the size of your nose. They judge you by the size of your lips. They judge you by the size of your breasts. They judge you by the size of your butt. They judge you by your weight. They judge you by your smile. They judge you by your walk. They judge you by your talk. They judge you by the clothes you wear. They judge you by the car you drive. They judge you by the house you live in. They judge you by the places you go. They judge you by the people you hang out with.

Instead of concerning yourself with what people think about you, get busy living your life. Whoever is judging you should be too busy living their own life to care what color skin you have, what color eyes, what color hair, how big or wide your nose is, how thin or full your lips are, how big or flat your breasts are, how wide or flat your butt is, how much you weigh, whether or not you have perfect teeth, whether or not you move with the grace of a ballerina or the clumsiness of an elephant, whether or not you speak like you grew up spending your summers vacationing in Europe or spending your summers dodging bullets on the streets in the Bronx, whether or not you wear clothes from Walmart or Saks Fifth Avenue, whether or not you drive a Bentley or have to scrape coins together to take the bus, whether or not you live in a triplex penthouse on Park Avenue or a 3-room roach infested dump in a ghetto in Brooklyn.

The best way to handle people who need to have someone they can look down their noses at or people who need to put other people down in order to feel better about themselves, is to treat them like you can neither see them nor hear them. They need to feel important and when you give them attention you feed that need. Simply carry on with life and treat them as if they’re not important enough to be acknowledged.

I am feeling a mixture of disillusion and disgust. I’ve never been one to think I’m lower than anybody. I’ve never looked at the so-called “upper class” and wondered how I could become like them in terms of the way they act. It has always seemed obvious to me that certain behavior is learned and that anyone, even a cro-magnon can be trained in how to act out the behaviors associated with “high class” and practice this behavior until it becomes second nature.

There’s something about aspiring to mix and mingle with rich people that seems a little bit pathetic. What are rich people other than people with money? What makes them better or more interesting to mix and mingle with than the people you currently mix and mingle with? Will it really make you better or more worthy to be in the same room with rich people? Seriously, will it? Is a man with money really different from a man who has no money? Yes, he’ll act differently but is he really different?

I was embarrassed for the lady in the video when she went trying to rub shoulders with the rich people at the party to show that she’d learned the lessons Genie Polo Sayles had taught her. Genie Polo Sayles, by the way, is the author of “How to Marry The Rich”. Why try to change who you are in order to fit in with a group of people who will not accept you as you are, who think that you are beneath them and not worthy to breathe their air?

Imagine getting men from all over the world to buy you whatever your heart desires for the pleasure of being abused and dominated by you? I won’t pretend to know exactly what is going down with the hot young blonde who goes by the names “Toxic Blonde” and “spoiledrichbitch”. It seems to me that she is managing to get men to send her cash, gift cards, clothing, accessories, household decor items and anything else she might fancy without giving them anything tangible in return. Again, I could be way off base. Maybe she does meet these men in person but from all appearances, all she does is make demands for money and merchandise from her ‘slaves’, and then performs on video or audio for the ones who earn a reward by meeting her demands. It would appear she generally gets whatever she wants. Her Amazon wish list of items received fills 49 pages and includes items such as the ones shown below which range in price from $219 – $775:

You have to give this girl credit. Most of us can’t get a man to buy us a coffee and here she is getting what seems like it must amount to 6 digit figures worth of gifts and money. She’s definitely not one to let shame get in the way of ambition. Neither is she afraid to use her assets to her advantage. Say what you will about a girl like that but she’s getting what she wants out of life and she’s the one on control of her destiny.

Note: (spoiledrichbitch left me a message on her page with an invitation to email her if I’m curious). I was not able to find a contact email and considered leaving a comment but was disinclined to go through signing up for a live journal account so hopefully she will see this note)

To spoiledrichbitch:  I was in no way trying to insult you and suggest you are doing anything for which to be shameful. It was more or less a comment to the expectation of shame that society tells us we’re supposed to feel when we do things they tell us we’re not supposed to do. I realize I should probably have contacted you and I would love to chat with you. Where can I find your contact email? I didn’t really spend that much time browsing through your wish list. I simply arranged the items in order from most to least expensive. Now that I think about  it that was kind of invasive and I apologize; but I am still a fan. Right now I am sitting with a string of beads around my neck wondering if I have the nerve to strangle myself to escape my financial crises. I wish I had the ability to come up with a creative way to get out of my rut so I can give you nothing but praise. And I hope I haven’t further insulted you by trying to explain that that’s not what I was trying to do.

Images: Amazon.com

Just in case all the posts we’re doing about rich men and how to land a rich man and finding a rich man to marry, and the personal ads about rich men seeking women are giving the impression that we’re encouraging women to become gold diggers, we’d like to take a moment to say that we are not advocating the practice of chasing after rich men for their money.

We think all women should strive to achieve their own success rather than being content to be defined by the success of their husbands; but we recognize that some women are more concerned with mixing and mingling with the upper classes; and for these women the sooner they can fulfill their rich bitch socialite fantasies the better.

A rich husband who is already part of the society they long to socialize within will be the quickest and surest route to the top for women who are more interested in achieving status in society. The “how to land a rich man” type posts are for those women who are looking to go that route.

We know not all our readers are women looking to go the rich-husband-chasing route.

We ourselves are not looking to go that route. We’re among the group of women who want to earn their own money. We’re not particularly concerned with the socializing with high society people aspect; but we do find it all fascinating and will admit occasional envy.

Notwithstanding the green-eyed monster emerging on occasion, our personal quest is one of seeking financial freedom rather than seeking position in society.

Image: Lukasz Dunikowski via Flickr

The headline pretty much says what needs to be said. If you are conservative at work but liberal in the bedroom, extraordinary and know there is no such word as “conversate”, there’s a professional white male who might be looking for you. He placed his ad all the way back in January so he might have already found what he was looking for; but you never know. He might still be looking and you might just be perfect for him.

This gentleman was needing to find someone with whom he could spend time when in New York. He’s a business man who travels frequently. According to his self-description he is well-tailored, well-traveled, and well-educated; 6’2, blonde with a hint of gray, has green eyes, has tattoos, has an Ivy League education.
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Long story short Rihanna, the Barbadian singing sensation, apparently has only $20,000 to her name. At least that was the case back in August assuming the reports are not false. It’s September so things might be different now; but according to published reports back in August, Rihanna’s net worth was $20,000.

Of course Rihanna has earned much more than that over the course of her budding career. She had a little bit over 1 million to her name but it was apparently all spent on music videos, rights to songs and stuff like that, and Rihanna had no idea until she discovered she only had $20,000 in her account.

This could all be a made up story as there’s no mention of it from reputable news sources. Rihanna — The Take A Bow Songbird Is Now Reportedly Broke!!!

Rihanna has since fired her manager Patricia Williams. If it’s true about Rihanna being down to $20,000 she need not worry. She’s big enough to command million dollar fees for 1 hour performances. All she needs to do is get word out that she’s available for hire. Or she could host a couple of parties or something. The holidays are coming up. She’s got the name, the face and the body. She’ll make up that loss in no time. As a matter of fact Jay-Z has probably already sent her a few million to help her keep the bills paid while she works on sorting out her mess.