Dear Rich bitch, I love diamonds and it’s my heartfelt desire to wear a couple of big ones. Do you think that diamonds are a girl’s best friend? Material girl

Dear Material girl, I am one of those rare females who isn’t particularly fond of jewelry; however I can appreciate a pretty gem when I see one. As for your question, do I think that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, well, the first thing that comes to mind is that song from 80′s “Diamond’s are a girl’s best Friend”. I’m not sure if it was a Janet Jackson, Latoya Jackson or Paula Abdul song, and I’m disinclined to Google it right now.
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Dear Rich Bitch, What is the most precious thing on earth according to you that all the money in the world can’t buy ? Thanks, Selena

Dear Selena, thanks for that question. Sometimes I get so pre-occupied with this whole money thing that I forget to give my time and attention to anything else. Sometimes we take life for granted. We get wrapped up in things like depression over money when there are people in our lives who would give anything just to hear us laugh or see us smile.
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Dear Rich Bitch, here’s a question for you? Would you rather be skinny and rich but miserable? Or would you rather be fat and poor but happy? Enquirer

Dear Enquirer, that’s a very interesting question and honestly not as easy to answer as it should be.

Obviously  I should immediately reply that I would rather be fat and poor but happy, because if I said I would rather be skinny and rich but miserable I would come off sounding shallow, vain and materialistic.

However I’m not sure it would be entirely honest if I were to say I would rather be fat and poor but happy.
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Dear Rich Bitch, if you found a suitcase filled with a million dollars what would you do with it? Curious

Dear Curious, that’s an interesting question. My first thought was that I would turn the money in to the local police station. I think I would have an easy time making that choice because I know fully that it would be the right thing to do; but when you’re actually faced with the situation the right thing might not be as easy to do as you think.

For some people, when they find money, they think to themselves that God meant them to find it. I remember one Christmas when I was about 11 there was no money for me and my little sisters to get Christmas presents. There were 3 of us living with one grandmother and it was going to be a pretty barren Christmas for us. I remember in the late after noon on the day before Christmas I left the house of the grandmother I was living with to walk to the house of my other grandmother hoping she’d have some Christmas cake for us or some little thing to make our Christmas a bit brighter. On the way I found $60. Everyone came to the conclusion that God had arranged the occurrence. I had found just enough money for myself and my two little sisters to be able to have a Merry Christmas after all.

But whenever you find money it means someone lost money. And that $60 I found might have been the last $60 someone had to their name to use to provide a Merry Christmas for their children. It’s easy sometimes to think of money you find as a godsend, but at the end of the day the money belongs to someone else and the right thing to do is what you would hope someone would do if you were the one who lost your money.

As to finding a suitcase filled with a million dollars, that would not be a usual find by any means. Wherever there is a suitcase filled with money in any amount, there is probably a crime attached. How many of us ordinarily stuff suitcases full of money? So in finding a suitcase filled with a million dollars, you would want to ask yourself what could result from you picking it up and taking it home. Even if you decide once you take it home to call the police, you have your finger prints on the suitcase. Even though you will tell the police that you came across the suitcase on the street and picked it up they’d probably still need to rule you out as a suspect in any crime that they might discover attached to the suitcase; and they won’t just rely on your word that your only connection to the suitcase is that you found it on the street. If you keep the money and dump the suitcase, let’s say the empty suitcase turns up as part of an ongoing criminal investigation. Your fingerprints will be on the suitcase. Let’s say the police are able to find you based on your fingerprints. They come knocking to question you. You have to explain how your fingerprints got on the suitcase. You don’t want them to know you took the money so you make up an elaborate lie. You’ve just put yourself into even more hot water. Why would an innocent person lie? So maybe you don’t lie. You admit you found the suitcase and took the money then dumped the suitcase. You’ve just admitted to the police that you are capable of committing the devious, criminal act of stealing a million dollars out of a suitcase you found on the street. They probably aren’t going to walk away with a thank you. You’re probably going to find yourself mixed up in something that has nothing to do with you but which you became embroiled in as a result of stopping to pick up the suitcase in the first place.

The moral of the story, if you see a suitcase at the side of the road, don’t stop to check to see what’s in it. Just keep walking. It might contain a million dollars, but finding a suitcase filled with a million dollars could turn out to be the worse thing that ever happened to you.

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Dear Rich Bitch, how can I make $1500 per day? I need Money

Dear I Need Money, I don’t know of any specific way you can make $1500 per day; but generally speaking, if you want to make $1500 per day you could search the Internet for jobs being advertised with a salary of $30,000 per month; or else you can research business ideas that come with $30,000 per month earnings potential.

You should expect that any job with a salary of $1500 per day would be in an industry where a wage at nearly $200 per hour is possible. There are not very many industries where such a high hourly wage is possible. Industries where such a high hourly wage is possible usually require individuals with highly specialized skills. Consider that the highest paying jobs, according to the US Bureau of Labor, pay from $40 – $65 dollars per  hour. It would be a rare occurrence indeed to find a job paying $200 an hour. So if you are seriously looking to make $1500 per day, you might have to look to options in the entrepreneurial realm.

Sell a product or provide a service and find enough customers to buy your product and service to allow for you to make $1500 per day in profit.

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Dear Rich Bitch, do you really think you can make money in forex trading? I read that 95% of online forex traders lose their money. Doesn’t that mean that forex trading isn’t a good choice for anyone trying to find ways to make money. If the odds are in favor of losing money instead of earning money then shouldn’t people be discouraged from getting involved in forex trading? Devil’s Advocate

Dear Devil’s Advocate, while I am far away from being qualified to answer questions about forex trading with any authority, I can say based on my ongoing research and study that while there is no question there is money to be made in forex trading, there is good reason to pay attention to the statistics which show that more forex traders lose money than make money.

The thing to understand is that most of the money being made in the foreign exchange market is being made by very big banking firms and other people with risk capital in the million dollar range. There are some traders with less money who are successful but they still have enough money to offset the inevitable losses they will incur while trading from day to day.

People like you and me, the people being targeted by online forex brokers, the ones who really can’t afford to get involved in forex trading but do so anyway because we hope somehow to defy the odds, we are the ones who come out on the losing end mainly because we really can’t afford to play the game. The online brokers make us think we can afford to play. They set it up so that we can create an account with as little as $100 (some go even lower). All the while they know that even $50,000 is considered a risky amount to start out trading in the foreign exchange. They know that they have covered themselves by adding clauses in their contracts we won’t read because the contract is too lenthy and the jargon is in large part above our heads. They are in the business of making money off of us; so ask yourself, if 95% of us are failing, how are these companies making millions? They make their millions off our failure which is why they set us up to fail from the get go by making it possible for us to get into forex trading for next to nothing.

All of that said, it is still my intention to see if I can make money trading currency. However, to answer your question, I don’t think forex trading should get placed on any list of viable ways to make a steady, reliable income online. Not if the list is being compiled for the benefit of desperate people  who are trying to make money to keep a roof over their heads.

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Dear Rich bitch, is there anything you really really want that you can’t afford right now that you plan to buy the minute you reach your rich bitch goals? Just Passin Thru

Dear Just Passin Thru, to be honest, I can’t really think of anything. It’s kind of like when people ask me what I want for Christmas. I can never think of anything because I never really want anything. Actually, come to think of it, the answer is so obvious, although I suspect that’s not exactly the type of purchase you have in mind. I want a house; and the moment I can afford to buy a house I will buy a house; and I don’t mean the moment I can afford the mortgage. I mean the moment I can afford the house; but I am starting to think that maybe a 10-bedroom mansion might be unnecessary. I’ve always said that I won’t rest until I have my dream home which I’ve always thought would be a 10-bedroom mansion; but I’ve recently been wondering why exactly I want to 10-bedroom mansion and I’m not really happy with the answers I’ve come up with.

Mostly I think a 10-bedroom mansion would represent satisfaction only for the message it would send to the people that I am of the belief expect me to always have nothing and always be nothing; but that to me is not a good reason to want a 10-bedroom mansion.

If it came down to spending several million on a house that’s unnecessarily large or located in a neighborhood I would want to live in only because of the prestige I would hope I would not be as superficial as that; but it’s easy to say that now. When you’ve grown up your entire life dreaming of being rich, once you come into money it’s not so easy to be practical and economical about spending it.

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Dear Rich bitch, are you rich and are you a bitch and do you have an itch? Why is your site called rich bitch itch if you aren’t rich, a bitch, or don’t have an itch? Cassie

Dear Cassie, no I am not rich and I am not a bitch if you mean to ask if I am

a female dog or female of other species of animals where the female is called a bitch

(according to Miriam Webster 10th Edition Collegiate dictionary) a malicious, spiteful, or domineering woman; a lewd or immoral woman

I am actually dirt poor and I don’t consider myself malicious, spiteful, lewd or immoral. I might be a bit domineering. I do tend to want things the way I want them. That can result in people calling you a bitch at times. I do also sometimes let my irritation with others show and that also at times results in people calling you a bitch.

As to why my site is called “rich bitch itch”, well, in one of my moments of being fed up with being poor and working so hard but not having any money to show for it, I decided to start a new website dedicated to my frustration with poverty and my intention to do something about it. I tried to come up with a name for this website. “Rich Bitch Itch” popped into my head and I went and registered the name without allowing enough time to go through the stage of analyzing the name, weighing the pros of such a name against the cons and then making a final decison about it.

The “itch” in rich bitch itch really stands for “desire”. It basically means having the desire to be a “rich bitch”, which does not mean having the desire to be like Leona Helmsley or women of her ilk by any means. It just means having the desire to be rich and in control of my life, rich and confident, rich, emotionally strong, mentally sound and in charge of my personal and business affairs.

By the way I didn’t know Leona Helmsley and I am not calling her malicious, spiteful, domineering, lewd or immoral. She lived and died with a reputation for being the “Queen of Mean”, but I am inclined to think she might have been largely misunderstood. Some women are like that. Deep down they are nice people but something inside them doesn’t let them show it. Some life experience builds up a level of hatred and anger inside them and makes it impossible for them to trust anyone but themselves if they even trust themselves. And people react negatively to them because of the bad attitude they put out. It goes on year after year until they reach the point where there’s really no salvation, where even they don’t know anymore that their heart really isn’t made of stone.

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