I came across an ad on craigslist the other day and thought to myself, “I want this man”; then I remembered I will be turning 38 in 9 days, have fibroids, sagging breasts, cellulite and stretch marks, suffer with depression and agoraphobia, run a home-based business that’s made me less than $5000 this year, and [...]
Here’s something you don’t read everyday. Some young man in his sexual prime referring to himself as “a filthy rich accident of the universe” with “oodles of everything that you could possibly want in a man”, is looking for a lady who likes arson, cunnilingus and magic tricks, among other things. Is this you? Do [...]
Note: The photo shown is not the 65-year old man being mentioned. This is a BDegan Flickr photo
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Are you an attractive, classy woman who falls between the ages of 25 - 39? There is a 65-year old multi-millionaire who is interested in meeting you.
This gentleman describes himself as an Ivy League educated former CEO of [...]
There’s a gentleman in the New York area who would like to hear from you. This gentleman did not exactly say he’s rich; but he did say he’s successful.
He describes himself as a good-looking, single white male.
Age: 43
Height: 5′10″
Seeking: Attractive Asian lady.
He’ll be judging you by your photo only, apparently, as he didn’t list any [...]
There’s a self-described good-looking professional 53 year old, sensitive, intelligent, romantic man with a heart of gold and an interest in politics, finance, fine restaurants, sports and looking at the ocean ( more-so when it is calm than during tsunamis ), who is looking for you.
Oh, you can also be living in New Jersey. By [...]
The headline pretty much says what needs to be said. If you are conservative at work but liberal in the bedroom, extraordinary and know there is no such word as “conversate”, there’s a professional white male who might be looking for you. He placed his ad all the way back in January so he might [...]
If you’re fun, energetic and make for a nice car interior decorative piece, there’s a 23 year old former investment banker and entrepreneur who might be interested in meeting you. His only requirements are that you look good in an Aston Martin when in London and even better in a Ferari F430 when in Los [...]
