Jennifer Aniston out-earns Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston at Sundance festival 2002  Source:
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston at Sundance festival 2002 Source:

Apparently Jennifer Aniston made more money from her movie career last year than did Angelina Jolie. As to why the salaries of these two are being compared, well, most of you probably already know the answer; but for those of you who make a point of not watching television or reading magazines or hanging out with people who watch television and read magazines and talk celebrity gossip, first of all I envy you.

I used to be one of you and then I started a celebrity gossip website after reading about people like Perez Hilton who were making millions. Things didn’t quite go the way I’d hoped and I ended up spending two years following celebrity news and gossip more diligently than most people because I had to keep abreast of all the goings on in order to write about it.

That said, if you are like I used to be, completely clueless about the goings on in Hollywood, and proudly so, and have somehow managed not to hear that Jennifer Aniston used to be married to Brad Pitt and that Brad Pitt left her for Angelina Jolie with whom he has since had 3 children, then you know now why the media has since found it impossible to let Jennifer Aniston get on with her life without needing to make constant comparisons between her and Angelina Jolie.

The latest comes out of a recent Forbes rich list release which has Jennifer Aniston listed as earning $27 million last year, and Angelina Jolie earning $14 million last year.

How much did you earn last year? Me? Let’s just say a rich bitch like  Jennifer Aniston probably spends more in one breakfast than I made in all of last year.

Frankly I don’t have time to care about how much money Jennifer Aniston makes or how much money Angelina Jolie makes. I lost $1000 this week and I need to find a way to get it back. And I need to figure out a way to make $30,000 per month. I thought I’d had it figured out with the forex-trading, but that has turned out to be another of my many errors in judgement.

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