I need $1000

Dear universe, it has been a while. Since I last called you things have been a litte rough. I’ve lost a lot of money trading forex. I’ve  maxed out my credit cards and I’ve been making less than a dollar per day off my websites.  I am in a bit of a predicament and need $1000, so here I am calling you at 11:55PM on Sunday night September 21st, 2008. I need $1000.

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