Sarah Palin just won’t go away

Sarah Palin is thinking about the 2012 presidential elections and beseeching God not to let her miss any opportunities that might present themselves for her to get into the White House. It seems more than a few people are taking Sarah Palin seriously. You probably thought everyone was of the opinion that she’s a joke when it comes to the idea of her serving in a leadership or co-leadership capacity over the United States of  America, but not so. There are people who actually beleive Sarah Palin has political credibility and the 2012 Sarah Palin for president talk isn’t just for laughs after all.

Sarah Palin, speaking to FOX interviewer Greta Van Susteren:

“I’m like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I’m like, don’t let me miss the open door. Show me where the open door is.

“Even if it’s cracked up a little bit, maybe I’ll plough right on through that and maybe prematurely plough through it, but don’t let me miss an open door.”

Michelle Obama – America’s first African American first lady

On November 4th 2008 Michelle Obama became the first Black woman to stand beside the first Black president-elect, Barack Obama, as the nations “first lady”.

Michelle handled the moment with remarkable grace. She was beaming with pride as she stood and watched her husband share his victory with the hundreds of thousands of people who gathered at Grant Park in Chicago to share in the historical moment.

To those who believed Michelle Obama would be the reason Barack Obama would never be elected president because she’s a Black woman and no one would let a Black woman into the White House, it looks like we were very wrong; and I for one am glad to discover that the voices which speak daily on places like craigslist.org calling for the restoration of segregation and referring to Black women in horrifically demeaning terms, do not in fact represent the voice of the majority of the American people.

Congratulations to Michelle Obama on making history and best of luck in the coming months as she helps her husband behind the scenes deal with this monumental task of leading the United States for the next four years.

Natalie Dylan will submit to gynecological exam to prove she’s a virgin

The million dollar virgin, Natalie Dylan, made an appearance on the Tyra Banks show yesterday where she reminded the audience that being a virgin doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a prude. Everyone thinks Natalie looks too sexy to be a virgin. So now we’re being judged on whether or not we’ve been popped on the basis of how we look. So if you’re sleeping with 10 different men per week and you don’t want anyone to know you’re a promiscuous woman all you have to do is dress like a librarian and claim you’re a virgin. People will believe you because you look like one.

Natalie has said she’s willing to prove her virginity by submitting to a gynecological examination. What people seem to have difficulty with is the question of why a virgin would be willing to sleep with a man for money, because being a virgin means you’re a good girl and good girls don’t sleep with men for money. Good girls wait until their wedding night to give their virginity to their husband as a “gift”.

Hey Natalie, if you can get $3.8 million just for letting some guy pop your cherry go for it. I gave my virginity to some loser hoping he’d love me forever and ever. He loved me for 6 months then told me to get lost. Maybe it was my fault for not waiting until my wedding night, but from what I’ve heard, those good girls who wait until their wedding night don’t get any special reward either. They trade their virginity for a promise and a ring; but before long more than half of them are divorced and have nothing to show for the loss of their precious virginity. If virginity is that big a deal as people say then you should have something to show for losing it. Walking away with three million dollars sure beats walking away with herpes, chlamydia or some other STD; and if you catch a disease anyway, at least you have the money to get treatment.

Paris Hilton apparently negotiating a million dollar deal with developers in Dubai who want to name a set of twin towers after her

Say what you will about Paris Hilton, this woman knows how to cash in on her notoriety. It’s always interesting to read comments from people who hate Paris and think she’s good for nothing. How can Paris be useless and good for nothing while she’s busy amassing a fortune capitalizing on her name?

Paris probably doesn’t have a brain designed for finding a cure for cancer; but she does have a brain, make no mistake about that. The woman has millions in the bank which she earned singlehandedly; and if the rumors are true, she’s about to add another 1.5 – 2 million just by saying “yes” to developers in Dubai who want to name a couple of twin towers after her.

Apparently Natalie Dylan still hasn’t lost her virginity

Remember that girl Natalie Dylan who was auctioning off her viriginity a while back? Well it seems she hasn’t lost her the big V yet. She’s going to be appearing on the Tyra Banks show today where she’ll meet one of her highest bidders.

Natalie has apparently so far received bids from over 5000 men in amounts ranging from 1 million to 3.5 million. Wow! In the interview Tyra tells her she doesn’t really look like a virgin but admits society tends to stereotype women who dress sexy.

Here’s hoping Natalie is smart enough to get her money upfront or get the offer in writing in a legally binding contract. It would be a shame to go through all this only to have the winner walk away with her virginity without paying her a dime.

Can you imagine it though? One night of sex and you’re a millionaire. Want to sell your virginity? Let me know, I’ll announce it here for you.

Tyra Banks will be voting for Barack Obama

Quote from Tyra Banks:

“Throughout this historic presidential campaign, I have been inspired by Senator Barack Obama and his message of change,” the talk-show host said in a statement. “I believe he will uplift all Americans during these critical times. I will be voting for Obama because I feel America is not only ready for this change, we are in need of it.”

When your net worth is in the hundreds of millions you can be as tacky as you want to be

Mariah Carey in her Halloween costume

Mariah is certainly a unique individual. She’s fearless and unconcerned with what other people think about her. You’ve got to give her kudos for that. Her husband, Nick Cannon attended the Halloween Eve Costume Party dressed as a carton of milk to go with those Famous Amos Cookies. Cute?

Ashley Judd wants you to vote for Obama

Pictures of actress Ashley Judd speaking during a Women For Obama event in Chapel Hill, N.C. on October 30th 2008.

Ashley went out campaigning with Valerie Biden Owens, the sister of the democratic vice-presidential candidate, and other celebrities. In addition to speaking at the Women for Obama events, she made stops at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, Duke University and North Carolina State University to encourage early voting.

Sarah Jessica Parker wants you to vote for Obama

With election day right around the corner some celebrity supporters have come out as volunteers to try to convince undecided voters to vote for Barrack Obama.

Sarah Jessica Parker was seen at the Obama headquarters in New York City making phone calls to undecided voters.

Election day is Tuesday November 4th and current poll results show Sarah Jessica Parker’s candidate of choice in the lead; but it will not be known for another five days or more whether senator Barack Obama or senator John McCain will succeed George Bush as the next president of the United States of America.

Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen’s Influence

Mary Kate Olsen and twin Ashley Olsen, the famous Olsen twins who grew up in the spotlight playing the role of Michelle Tanner on ABCs 80s – 90s hit sitcom “Full House”, have written a “coffee table” book to share with the let the world know a little about the people who helped to shape their lives and careers. The book is titled “Influence”.

According to the publisher, Influence by Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen includes exclusive photographs of the twins along with other materials and interviews from their personal collections.  Buy Influence by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

Mary Kate talking about “Influence”:

“We interviewed the people who have inspired us, with the hope that they will inspire and teach others.”

“We want to explain culturally how ideas evolve.”

Ashley Olsen talking about “Influence”:

“We have filled Influence with the most interesting, challenging, creative people we know – the ones who helped pave the way for us and our generation.”

You can never accuse Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen of not knowing how to capitalize on their noteriety. This hardly sounds like a book that will do much to influence the world; but you can bet it’s likely to end up on the New York Times’ bestseller list.