Archive for the ‘Dear Universe’ Category

I need $1000

By Rich Bitch • Sep 22nd, 2008 • Category: Dear Universe

Dear universe, it has been a while. Since I last called you things have been a litte rough. I’ve lost a lot of money trading forex. I’ve  maxed out my credit cards and I’ve been making less than a dollar per day off my websites.  I am in a bit of a predicament and need [...]



I’ll take $500 per day for now

By Rich Bitch • Jul 19th, 2008 • Category: Dear Universe

Dear universe, I have decided to modify the request I put in back on the 5th of July when I told you that I need to make $1500 per day. I still have my $1500 per day goal, but I think I need to extend the timeframe by which I want to be making $1500 [...]



I need to make $1500 per day

By Rich Bitch • Jul 5th, 2008 • Category: Dear Universe

Dear Universe, I am starting to become doubtful that you understand English, so I am going to ask from you in French what I ask from you in English the other day. Of course I don’t speak French. That means I’ll have to use one of those online translators. Hopefully even if the translator messes [...]



I need $2500 by Thursday

By Rich Bitch • Jul 1st, 2008 • Category: Dear Universe

Dear Universe, I guess you think that just because I haven’t said anything about it I haven’t noticed that you failed, yet again, to deliver what I asked for. Monday came and went and you did not give me the $1500 I asked for. Why is that universe? Do you not like me? Because I [...]



I need $1500 by Monday!

By Rich Bitch • Jun 28th, 2008 • Category: Dear Universe

Dear universe, it is 10:42PM Eastern Standard Time. I asked you to deliver $500 to me by 9PM Eastern Standard time and you failed to do so. Why? Loral Langemeier said you would deliver. Dr. Ben Johnson said you would deliver. Bill Harris said you would deliver. Bob Proctor and Jack Canfield said you [...]



I need $500 right now

By Rich Bitch • Jun 27th, 2008 • Category: Dear Universe

Dear Universe, I need $500 right now. Well, it doesn’t actually have to be right now but it does need to be today no later than 9PM Eastern Standard Time. It is my understanding that all I have to do is ask you for what I want and believe you will deliver; so I [...]