It is 4:24PM. I have yet to make a dime. Actually, I’ve made 2 dimes and 8 pennies so far for the day. I needed to make $640; but I was unable to think of anything I could do to accumulate this amount. The usual money making methods are no longer working for me. I am fearing for my sanity and my life.
I have nothing to sell that anyone wants to buy. Even the devil would decline an offer for my soul I’m sure.
You might have heard his name recently in connection with the Wachovia Wells Fargo merger and your rich daddy detector started going off like a fire engine alarm. You’d never heard about him before but that’s totally irrelevant. All you need to know is that he was the CEO of a big bank. A CEO of a big bank would have big money to his name and that alone makes him a prime target.
Next question, is he available? According to wikipedia, Robert K. Steel is married to Gillian Steel. He is therefore not available; but if you’re not one to let a little thing like marriage get in the way of your ambition, now might be a good time to try to chase after Mr. Steele, if you can find him. He’ll be losing his position as CEO of Wells Fargo and might be feeling blue, stressed or otherwise down in the dumps and in need of a distraction.
Although, from his photo Robert Steel looks like the kind of man who not only cheats on his wife but cheats on the woman with whom he’s cheating on his wife and on the woman with whom he’s cheating on the woman with whom he’s cheating on his wife. You get the idea; but as they say, never judge a book by the cover.
Note: I don’t know Robert Steel. I’m not making any comments about him and his fidelity or any aspect of his character or about his marriage. Furthermore, I believe that women should not go after married men but should put themselves in the shoes of the women whose husbands they set out to steal.
It is 7:17AM. I need to make $640 today. I need 10 payments of $64, or 5 payments of $128, or 20 payments of $32, or 3 payments of $213.33 or 2 payments of $320. I will leave now on a mission to earn $640 today. I will let you know the results of my efforts later. In the meantime, here’s a cute little video of two adorable brothers. If little kids bring a smile to your face you might get a little chortle out of “Charlie bit my finger – again!”
Laughter is better for you than liquor, cigarettes or any other substance you drink or smoke to try to cope with your stress, and laughter is free.
